colton. eighteen. better than you.

if you haven't gathered it by now, you're either an idiot or a moron, but since most of you are, i'm colton. but please, if you were too stupid to pick that up, don't talk to me. i'd probably just be really rude to you and you'd hate me. but whatever, you might already. i honestly could care less.

in all honesty, i don't know why i'm wasting my time typing this because i obviously have better things to do than to pretend to give a single fuck about any of this, but whatever. it's the least i could do considering you're all probably wondering who this fine piece of ass is, despite the fact that the majority of you make me really, really angry, just by your presence.

oops, did i go off on another bitter tangent? yeah, that happens. sometimes, or most of the time, in my case, you just have to let people know what's on your mind. and trust me, i always have a ton of things to say. or offend people with. whatever.

basically, my life is an episode of the simple life with lmfao's 'i am not a whore' playing in the background. and i'm kind of amazing in every way possible. that's all.

OOC: 

roxanneconners:

Is this still an RP? Or did it close?

eruidsyfuisdhyfsdui

thats what i have to say tbh

like i cant get a hold of jennnny and stuff so i mean i dont know what to doooo

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What’s going on with you fine people today? 

roxanneconners:

coltonrussell:

I mean, I’m not as badass when I’m half dead if you think about it…

Did you say, “I’m a shark, suck my dick.”? Because if you didn’t, that was a total waste of being a shark.

Exactly my point!

I totally said, “I’m a shark, if you don’t move, I’m gonna do shark stuff.” And I’d totally be lying if I said that shark Roxy didn’t say ‘suck my dick’ too.

Maybe we should just be sharks for a day… I’m delirious, okay, don’t judge my thoughts more harshly than you normally would.

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What’s going on with you fine people today? 

roxanneconners:

Yeah, but in real life, we missed our badass little Colt!

Last night I dreamed that I was a shark. It was wild.

I mean, I’m not as badass when I’m half dead if you think about it…

Did you say, “I’m a shark, suck my dick.”? Because if you didn’t, that was a total waste of being a shark.

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What’s going on with you fine people today? 

roxanneconners:

That’s no fun. How are you supposed to do bad ass things if you sleep all the time? hah.

It’s not like I become a total softie in my dreams. Nah, like last night, Sophia Bush and I totally killed this dragon… it was wicked. 

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What’s going on with you fine people today? 

roxanneconners:

I can honestly say that that has never happened to me before.

Oh come on, Colt45. It’s not that bad outside!

It’s so blah. And gross. And I’m tired and I’m probably going to be tired for the next 99 years or something like that.

Can I just sleep for, like, ever?

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I’ve totally just eaten another bag of sour patch kids. 

tylerconti:

You are a candy pedophile.

… How am I supposed to take this, though?

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What’s going on with you fine people today? 

roxanneconners:

Well, have you ever like woken up and your leg totally hurts for some reason and tried walking outside and it’s just, woah, way too bright out and it’s like the world is out to get you but hey, you’re Colton Russell so it’s obviously just jealous? Either that or it’s karma… well, yeah, nothing aside from that.

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I’ve totally just eaten another bag of sour patch kids. 

tylerconti:

Man, you and sour patch kids….

They’re better than broccoli.. plus like, I can’t be bothered to find out how to pay for like actual food here. Vending machines totally work for me.

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sadyangmatalino:

Jason Reeves - Save My Heart

I want what I can't have 
I wanna make you mine
I don't care what it takes